Friday, November 5, 2010

Smack Talking

I love when people get pissed off when they are playing me. Because of the new style I have learned, I get to a point in an SNG where if I have 10Big blinds or less, I push. If I have a huge stack and other players are at 10 big blinds or less, I push. You play tight aggressive at the beginning then you push while you have fold equity.  Against recreational players it upsets them sometimes. Then if they see you pushed a not premium hand but still win, they call you names, say you don't know what your doing etc. When I see players upset enough to attack me verbally I think "A: that was a solid move and they don't know how to play so that's good for me, and B: They are on tilt so lets see if I can push them over the edge." If they are already tilted I want to tilt them more so much that they come at me with terrible hands. This is an advantage. In the real world of pro players, I hate Hellmuth and I hate Bobby G. I might actually punch Bobby G in the face if I ever played him and he talked shit...but online I am the king of smack talking. I don't start it but if someone gets mad at me, I try to tilt them worse. It's an advantage.  I  am one of the worst people to verbally attack because my head is full of the worst possible things you could say to another person. Last night I was playing who I guess was a girl...at least their avatar was a girl who was the chip leader at the time. I picked up J-9 Diamonds in the big blind. It was called so I checked. If I would have been raised I would have folded it.  The board flopped 5 of Diamonds, 10 of Diamonds, Jack of Clubs. So I have a flush draw and top pair. I bet 3X and the first person folded but this girl "predy66" called. Next card was a whif and I checked to see what she would do. She bet a minimum amount so I called it. River brought me a 2 of Diamonds so I had a flush. I checked it again hoping she would bet and she bet half pot and I raised it to the size of the pot. Now at this point I am praying she doesn't have a higher flush but I just didn't sense she did. Why did she min call the Turn? Cause she was weak. So I take the pot down and she mucks it and the smack talking starts. I was called a fish, a donkey, how could I play it like I did. The first thing I say is "well your mother is laying in bed with me and she said you bluff a lot." Now she is steaming...I see she is from Mexico so I start in with the Mexican jokes. Are you saving up for a raft to float over here on? what kind of mud does she use for the roof in her house? Does the mud on the roof match her mud floor? Is she not making enough working the donkey show? Every time she got a chance she came at me on the table and she was finally knocked out. She went all in with pocket kings when there were 2 jacks on the board. It was quite obvious to me and everyone else that the other guy had a Jack and 3 of a kind. She then railed it and kept talking smack...usually by this time the administrator comes out and warns me to stop with the smack talking but either he thought my stuff was funny or he was in the bathroom. I can't tell you how many Pokerstar warnings I have gotten....I started busting her chops about how stupid she was for going all in with those kings when everyone knew that guy had 3 of a kind.During the break on the table I looked up her graph on pokerlab. Oh my God she is soooo much better then me! She has profited 1K+ over the last 1000 hands she has played....I haven't even played 1000 hands yet and I am in a serious hole when you look at it that way. I have played about 600 hands and am in the hole $600 or more....but over the last 90 days I am showing a nice little profit. I can't wait to bury that loss over 100 games in the next half a year which I will. I am playing so much better since I decided to take lessons. Of course as a rec player I lost a lot of money...now I am better and am trying to find rec players and take their money. Again my goal is to profit $500 a month. I profited about $200.00 last month so we're getting there. In the mean time as far as smack talking goes my rule is "don't want none, don't start none."  Peace!

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